Don, you are saying the n-word. We’re going to lose this account.
Don. It is a Wednesday night. You have work tomorrow. Is that vomit on your shirt?
You’re supposed to sleep WITH women, Don. Not ON them.
Don. It’s 10am.
Don. You don’t have to yell. Your emergency Whiskey is in your bottom drawer.
Don we’ve been here for 15 minutes. That is your third drink.
Don, you can’t bring your own booze to a restaurant. Jesus.
Are you high now? Are you drunk AND high?
I don’t think whipping out your penis at the bar was a good idea, Don. She doesn’t look amused.
Don you are drunk enough to kill that woman and not remember it in the morning.